Official Rules for Becoming Famous
Rule 1: Never begin with the cafeteria.
Rule 2: Ask Howard whether the plan is terrible.
Rule 3: If Howard says yes, consider asking again.
Filed under: Extremely important researchHome›Jake’s Journal
JAKE'S JOURNALPages from Jake’s desk.
Extra fictional notes, lists, and schemes from the world of Jake Griffin.
✎ BONUS WEBSITE CONTENTThese notes are playful extras, not excerpts from the published book.
The Beef Surprise Incident
Some people say you should learn from your mistakes. Fine. I've learned never to trust anything called “Surprise” in a cafeteria.
Filed under: Lessons nobody requestedThings Howard Is Probably Right About
1. Planning before doing something.
2. Reading the instructions.
3. Not announcing a victory before anything has happened.
Filed under: Do not show HowardThe Backup Plan
Every great plan needs a backup plan. Every backup plan needs a second backup plan. At this point I may need a separate notebook.
Filed under: Future greatness